Birthday Wanker – Funny Birthday Card

For the birthday boy, girl, or absolute wanker in your life — this card says it all without saying too much.

• Bold olive green card with hot-pink typography and dark outline
• Slogan: "Birthday Wanker."
• Comes with a kraft brown envelope
• Square card format — short, sharp, and to the point
• Perfect for birthdays, best mates, and anyone who deserves to be called out on their special day

Two words. Zero apologies. Happy birthday.