Happy Birthday You – Tick All That Apply – Funny Birthday Card

For the person in your life who ticks every box — and they know exactly which ones we mean.

• Bold black card with white typography and a checklist of creative insults
• Slogan: "Happy Birthday You — Knobhead / Fucktard / Cumguzzling Thundercunt / Bitchtits / Pigeon Dick / Twat / Fuckwit — Tick All That Apply"
• Comes with a kraft brown envelope
• Square card format — a masterpiece of passive aggression
• Perfect for best mates, siblings, or anyone who deserves the full list

Because why pick just one when they're clearly all of the above.