Have a Shite Birthday You Cumguzzling Thundercunt – Funny Birthday Card

For the person who deserves your most creative vocabulary on their special day — and will absolutely treasure it.

• Bold purple card with white typography
• Slogan: "Have a Shite Birthday You Cumguzzling Thundercunt"
• Comes with a kraft brown envelope
• Square card format — a bold statement for any mantelpiece
• Perfect for best mates, siblings, or anyone who can handle the truth

Because only your very favourite people get the really good insults.