Off You Fuck Then* – Funny Leaving Card

For the colleague who's actually leaving this time — not just threatening to.

• Bold olive green card with hot-pink typography and dark outline
• Slogan: "Off You Fuck Then* — *I Mean Good Luck in Your New Job"
• Comes with a kraft brown envelope
• Square card format — big, bold, and impossible to ignore
• Perfect for leaving dos, office send-offs, and anyone brave enough to actually hand their notice in

We’ll miss you. Probably.