One Year Closer to Velcro Shoes and Stinking of Piss – Funny Birthday Card

For the friend who needs reminding that birthdays are just nature's way of counting down — this card delivers the news with love.

• Bold black card with white and yellow typography
• Slogan: "One Year Closer to Velcro Shoes and Stinking of Piss"
• Comes with a kraft brown envelope
• Square card format — a statement piece for any mantelpiece
• Perfect for anyone with a birthday, a sense of humour, and no illusions about ageing

Because honesty is the best policy, especially on birthdays.