Thanks For Abandoning Us You Prick! Cactus Card

For the friend who's got the audacity to leave — and deserves to know exactly how the houseplants feel about it.

• Bold white card with a cheeky illustrated cactus giving the finger
• "Thanks For Abandoning Us You Prick!"
• Comes with a kraft brown envelope
• Square card format
• Perfect for leaving dos, going away parties, or anyone who dares to move on

Because someone had to say it — might as well be the cactus.