Have a Crap Birthday You Cockwombling Spunktrumpet – Funny Birthday Card

For the friend who deserves nothing but your most creative insults on their special day — and will absolutely love you for it.

• Bold hot-pink design with white typography
• Slogan: "Have a Crap Birthday You Cockwombling Spunktrumpet"
• Comes with a kraft brown envelope
• Square card format — impossible to miss on a mantelpiece
• Perfect for best mates, siblings, or anyone with a brilliant sense of humour

Because some people deserve a card that really speaks to them.