Happy Birthday to a 4 Star Sister – Funny Birthday Card

For the sister who's nearly perfect — and knows exactly why she lost that star.

• Bold burgundy card with gold star rating graphic and white typography
• Slogan: "Happy Birthday to a 4 Star Sister. Deducted One Star as You Are a Bitch."
• Comes with a kraft brown envelope
• Square card format — a review she'll actually want to display
• Perfect for sisters, best friends who feel like sisters, and anyone who can take a joke

Four stars. Would recommend. Mostly.