Happy Birthday to One of the Few People I Don't Think Is a Twat – Funny Birthday Card

For the rare and precious person who has somehow avoided your default opinion of humanity — they deserve to know.

• Bold green card with hot-pink typography
• Slogan: "Happy Birthday to One of the Few People I Don't Think Is a Twat"
• Comes with a kraft brown envelope
• Square card format — a heartfelt compliment in card form
• Perfect for best mates, partners, or anyone who's genuinely earned your respect

High praise. Genuinely.