Happy Birthday You Old Cunt – Funny Birthday Card

For the person in your life who's earned the right to receive exactly this card — and will absolutely love you for it.

• Bold navy blue design with white typography
• Slogan: "Happy Birthday You Old Cunt"
• Comes with a kraft brown envelope
• Square card format — a statement piece for any mantelpiece
• Perfect for milestone birthdays, old friends, and anyone with a brilliant sense of humour

Because some friendships are too real for anything less.