Traitor Leaving Gift Set

They're leaving. The absolute traitor. Send them off in style with this cheeky leaving gift set — everything they need to start their new job while everyone back at the office seethes quietly.

• Includes 4 pieces: greeting card, coaster, mug & notebook
• Greeting card: navy blue with the slogan "It Won't Be The Same Here Without You... Cocking Around Pretending To Be Busy" — comes with a white envelope
• Coaster: deep red with "Remember: Act Normal Until You Pass Your Probation"
• Mug: classic white ceramic with bold "TRAITOR" label design
• Notebook: purple A5 spiral-bound with "This Notebook Belongs To A Traitor"
• Perfect for leaving dos, new job send-offs, or anyone brave enough to hand in their notice

Introductory offer — grab it while it's hot. The traitor certainly didn't hang around.